I just came back from a midnight screening of Crank. I don’t blog about anything, much less movies, but here I am.
Crank is the most rocking movie I have ever seen. I left the theater speechless. There is more rocking in that movie than an entire Slayer discography being catapulted straight into the sun.
Everything is downhill from here on out, folks.
Crank 2, on the other hand…