Convenience AND Warmth

Why does everyone get on my ass for wearing socks with sandals? You have the convenience of sandals, tied with the warmth of socks. It is literally the best of both worlds.

Why do sandals suck? Your feet get cold.

Why do socks suck? They get dirty and you can’t walk around with them outside.

Plus at any point, you can jettison the sandals and slide across a polished wood floor!

For everyone waiting eagerly to hear about the results of the Peavey contest – the video and stuff is being worked on. You’ll hear in the next couple of days.

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5 Responses to “Convenience AND Warmth”

  1. yerboogieman says:

    My dad said because it looks “F’d up” but it sounds like a good mix of convenience and warmth.

  2. Yuenpiu!!! says:

    you’re fucking creative!! you good jod! i like!
    正!正!!正!!!!

  3. myles says:

    also your feet tend to stay warmer/drier if you’re walking thru a parking lot of snow to your office building.

  4. logan says:

    you don’t do it the same reason we don’t wear sweatpants to work. because you look like a fucking nerd.

  5. Yerboogieman says:

    Like wearing a huge coat with shorts.

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