All my old posts are now on WordPress. Half are missing images or formatted improperly, but those images are lost to TIME and I don’t have enough TIME to fix all the formatting.
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One of my fans, who is 7 years old and CLEARLY MY #1 FAN OF ALL TIME, sent me this. It is the Greatest Work of Art of all time:
All of you wish you were this awesome when you were seven. I am having it framed.
(this is the video she refers to)
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The T9 text messaging system is absolutely worthless. In fact, all those systems that try and guess what you’re typing to save you time are worthless because they don’t account for the fact that I am a salty dude.
Seriously, I have never and will never use “ducking” in a sentance, and unless I’m texting you from prison, I’m never going to “give a shiv.”
According to the Creation Museum, dinosaurs were:
- All herbivores before Adam ate the forbidden fruit
- In the Garden of Eden
- All aboard Noah’s ark
- Hitched intercontinental rides on floating sea logs during the Ice Age
- Mistaken as dragons by cultures around the world
YEAAAAAAAAAH
I brought up the term “Broses,” then Logan said “Let my party go.”
Pretty much birthed this site in like thirty seconds flat. This is where the faces get rocked from here on out.
I enabled comments on this post, so people seeing this can tell me how rad that picture up top is. I think it’s pretty rad.
